Pretzels

Pretzels are yeeukkk!

Food today:
Loads of biscits
1 pigs ear
1 banana skin (found)
1 dog biscit (found)
No nuts

See ya. Buddy.

New stuff

My dad took me out the other day and it was like Christmas man. I got a new cage, bit smaller more cozy, a bin wiv a lid for me food and a bin wiv a lid for me treats and its solid full of stuff. Brill. Best of all I got a new blanket and it looks like a sheep, like fur you know. Its on my chair so I'm on it all the time. I can look out the back door and count squirrels. Me dads let me sleep on it overnight as well and then I go wake him up at 8 and start playing. Been out a bit to see me mates and thats about it. Too busy chilling on me fur rug. Dad says I'm a good boy now much more than he used to so I guess I'm doing all right.
Food today:
Loads of biscuits
1 pigs ear
crust of toast
licked out a fruit corner yoghurt
no nuts
see ya. Buddy.

Veronique

V was me rehomer at Battersea and she was brill but tough. She had this weird talk. All the French poodles said she was one of theirs but they looked weird, she didn't so not sure. Anyway she put me and dad together so she's cool. Gonna go and see her sometime. She's into motocross, how wicked is that?
No more food
No nuts

see ya. Budster.

Giving me dad the run around

So...we're out for a walk and I see all me mates on the bridge. Played around with the alsation and took a run at the cat as well. This cat goes walkies wiv all these dogs. Weird ha? Cats in charge. That's what the alsation says. Cat must have some dirt on 'em all I reckon. Anyhow, playin then I'm off the Bridge and I want to get back on but me dad won't let me. Game on. One way, then the other, then...well he goes down, slips, bosh on the deck. I thought me tail was gonna come off it was wagging that much. Then he gets up throws me lead on the floor and goes all deep voice on me. Eek. Games up. Park me ears and tail up close so I look like worried and tippy up to him. Works. Big kiss off we go. Thought I was in real trouble fer a minute.
Food today:
Tons of biscits
four schmackos
two dentix (says I've got dog breath-good job, I'd be dead if I hadn't)
Two bits of man go
No nuts

See yah. Buddy.

me and my blog

I got my own space (fanks dad). Says I can say wot I want so its gonna b about biscits and balls YEAH!!
I use to liv in Battersea but got lobbed out for skippin English lessons so now I live in Twer...Tweeek....Twa...near Richmond and its brill coz there's loads of green out the back for running. Tons of other dogs too, loads from Battersea. I got three beds kind of. One in a cage, crap don't like it dad puts me in it when he gos to get biscits. Folding chair outside cage, love it, I can look out the door and nod off. I haven't been told off about chewing the arms yet, wicked. Got a mat in dads office which is good at night coz I'm close so he can't leg it wivout me knowin. And best of all I get to sleep with him in his bed. He's so slow though, I always get the pillow first.
I love fruit specially clementynes and man go but I'll eat any fruit. Pigs ears, bones, usual stuff. Picture is me bout a week after Battersea. Me dad sez he'd rather die than send me back there. I love him....when he doesn't shout at me. I think he does it when he's caught me nicking or lying...but that's my job 'till I'm two years old that's what all me mates at Batteraea said. Got to go and score some zedds now so back later. Typings harder than I thought. Oh yeah? I'm trying to find out what "Pikey" means.
Food today:
tons of biscits
two pineapple chunks
no nuts
See ya.